This book contains many facts about ducks that you may or may not of heard of, well now its time to learn about the life of a duck and what powers they possess.........
1. A duck has an extra leg in its possession (those with a dirty mind be ashamed of yourselves) which it hides away when not in use. They use this leg to go into space with, yes you heard me go into space, that is right my friends they are Space Ducks!...... there is only one reason they do this of course, They use it to fly to PigFarts School of wizardry, yes i said it PigFarts, they like to visit Rumbleroar, the head master there......
2. Ducks love Edam cheese.......
3. They all have secret identities..........
4. They know only three word in sign language, and they are:
¬ You've.....
¬ been........
¬ Ducked!.........
5. They have an odd appetite for Red Pineapples........
6. Many people that they are birds but actually they are specially evolved Koala Bears........
7. They only have one wing which is on their backs , which then divides into two........
8. They have a fetish for Llamas and Alpacas........
9. They love heavy metal classical music..........
10. Some but not very many Ducks can say the alphabet.........
11. Most can only burp it........
12. A lot of people think Ducks can fly but actually they levitate......
13. Ducks can't Quack........
14. 'Ducks' is actually spelt wrong..........
15. It's spelt 'Chuck Norris'.........
16. Ducks don't have bills they just have really hard lips (again those who have dirty minds........beashamed)
17. Their noses are on their foreheads......
18. Their favourite TV show is 'The Flintstones'...........
19.They have racing stripes on their skin.........
20. Their favourite films are the 'Harry Potter' Films.........
21 Every single Duck is a biological SAT NAV..........
22. Ducks have their own cell phones.........
23. Not many people know this but Ducks actually run the country........(this doesn't leave Wattpad).....Shhhhhhh! You didn't read anything.......(mysterious hands)............
24. The show 'Dragons Den' was previously called 'The Ducks Nest' but never caught on........
25. Do not and I repeat, do not let a Duck loose a staring competition because they will become enraged and will throw razor sharp pizzas at you!.........
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