51. People say that a Ducks quack dosen't echo.......but it does.....to hear in you must stand in the exact same spot for three years, then you will hear it.......
52. When a Duck blinks it can see back in time.......
53. A Duck can use its tail to push its enemy's away with air waves........
54. Ducks have telepathic abilities.......
55. Another band they like is 'Wet Wet Wet' ........(actual band)
56. Ducks are master bottle cap collectors.........
57. Ducks are such big fans of doctor who, as well as being timelords themselves, they built a replica Tardis .......and it works........
58. Time Traveling Ducks!
59. the oldest recorded Duck was 1000 years old, yes exactly 1000, i have no idea how it managed that..............
60. Wolverine is scared of ducks.....and for good reason (all above and below).........
61 Ducks cant smile, they are way too serious for that...........
62. Some Ducks have an extra eye.......on their foot............
63. 4 out of 5 Ducks can sing Bohemian Rhapsody...........Perfectly.............
64. Unlike cats, a Duck will catch the light you are teasing it with........
65. Aiming firearms at a Duck will result in you turning into a piece of spaghetti.......
66. Every Duck can withstand the explosion from a nuclear weapon..........
67. The total amount of muggings committed are by Ducks...........
68. Ducks planned all of the presidential Assassinations.............
69. (LOL 69) Most of a Ducks sexual partners are not Ducks............they are dolphins!........
70. Ducks love Burger King....................
71. If a Duck ran for president it would win..........
72. People say that rats carrying flees started the plague........well who put the flees there........Ducks..........
73. All of the worlds cheese is being decreased because of the miniature cheese eating Duck..........
74. Ducks like to prey on smaller birds..............like eagles..........(remember tho the duck is not a bird)............
75. Every time you breathe you know a duck is trying to poop on Simon Cowel............
Thanks for reading leave comments on wht you thought so i can make the next 25 as good or better :D
