T Rex - Ride A White Swan
[sunny spring day, fresh green and light blue as far as the eye can reach, flock of sheep, lambs jumping around as if on dope]
L (going for a ride on a small farm track leading right past the flock; spots the shepherd): Good morning!
H (turning around, cradling a small lamb in his arms): Good morning, Sir Louis! How are you?
L: Are you Harry Styles? I'm sorry, I feel like I should know my tenants.
H: No worries! (emits actual rays of sunshine from his dimples) I was living in the city for the past couple years. No wonder you haven't seen me around.
L (intrigued): Have you worked as a shepherd before?
H: Well, actually I used to be a baker. But I can do this, I think. I wanted to do something with animals. I love animals. And fresh air. My stepdad showed me how to tend to the sheep when he passed this herd onto me. But they are quite self-sufficient anyway. They each have a head of their own. (on cue, the fluffy lamb starts wiggling around, H has trouble keeping his grasp on the rebel)
L (patronizingly): Good luck then, young Harry. Please don't hesitate to contact me whenever you need anything. I like to keep in touch with all my staff members and tenants.
H: Thank you very much, Sir. I promise to call you if there is a problem.
L: Very good, very good. Have a nice day!
H: You too, Sir. Good bye, horse.
L: He's called Simon.
H: Oh. Bye, Simon.
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THE GOOD SHEPHERD
FanfictionSir Louis' To Do List: - inherit the parish of Loversall - find a royal wife and have a heir - keep weird friends from ripping each other's clothes off - take care of the pretty shepherd boy who breeds his sheep on Louis' land
