Sir Louis' To Do List:
- inherit the parish of Loversall
- find a royal wife and have a heir
- keep weird friends from ripping each other's clothes off
- take care of the pretty shepherd boy who breeds his sheep on Louis' land
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15.24 pm
To: mitch.rowland@ gmail.com
Hello, Mister Rowland!
I'm writing to you because my sheep have a bit of a hairy problem and a friend of mine recommended you.
Let me know as soon as possible if you have time and I will text you my address.
Best wishes,
Harry Styles.
P.S. It doesn't have to be as soon as possible. Just. Whenever you find the time.
P.P.S. When I said "hairy problem" I meant that my sheep needed a haircut. They don't acutally have a problem. They're just a bit warm. Nothing unusual or potentially catastrophic.
23.47 pm To: rainbowharry94@ yahoo.co.uk
Hi, Harry.
I got plenty of time. Send me your address and I'll come by. Just don't expect me to be there before evening. I have to finish my shift at the pizza parlor.
