"Bro, we did it!" exclaimed Patrick.
"Took us long enough." complained Vince.
"Hey man, at least it didn't take us as long as that one time we tried to read a romance novel! That was an...... "interesting" experience." I told them.
"Well, I'm just glad the I got the power up before we ran into that one room." Vince boasted.
Patrick cut in, saying, "I held off the zombies so you could get the power up!"
"Dudes, calm down. We all did it!" I said to calm them.
We went on playing video games for the rest of the night. And we hadn't had as much fun in forever!
Now, you're probably wondering, "Where's the action? The drama? The romance?" Well, I hate to disappoint you, but this is what a real life boy's days are mostly like: hanging out with his friends playing video games and chilling out. Well, that and occasionally talking about that one girl that a guy secretly likes.
Oh, and I bet you thought I was going to keep talking about that secret crush thing. Yeah right! I gotta keep you coming back for something, right? And if you stick around long enough, maybe you'll find whatever your looking for in a book written by a teen going through life with a head filled with useless math facts, cheat codes, and a heart filled with some love!