Some puns you may never use 😊
Or have heard of..😥(Tried)
1. It was an emotional wedding
A:Even the cake was in tiers
2. Dont spell part backwards
A:Its a trap
3. What do call security outside of a Samsung store
A: A guardian of the galaxy
4.How did Jesus' crucifixion save us?
A: It's 'cause he nailed it!
5.Women were born to WOO MEN but why do they WOE MEN?
6. Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.
7. Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun?
A: Give him a cock and he will blow!
8. Two cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?
A: The one with the week cave.
9.If the koreans cannot do it, they will tell you that they won do it.
10. What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?
A: Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
11. What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
A: Jog-raphy!
12. I would tell you a joke about my shoe but I think I shoedn't.
13.What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A:An investigator.
14.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
A: He's all right now
15. I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from.
A:Then it dawned on me.
Good day 😄
