Confessions of a Muslim Teen

Chapter 3- My unsaid crazy thoughts that are now not unsaid.

Warning: Contents might be very personal and be only appropriate to girls. Basically, Dad, my brother, and my future husband and kids, bug off.

So.

I don't know if this is just me, but whenever I'm taking a shower and I'm on my periods I tend to just stand there and watch all the blood go down the drain. I also like to pretend I have just survived a gang battle and it's a really sensual, dramatic time for me.

I know.

I'm a big loser.

But I mean I get my periods every month from 11 until I'm 55. That's a lot of blood!

So I might as well try to make it fun and amusing.

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You know in movies, like Zoro, the bad guy's horses look always demonic and menacing. And depressed.

Anyway, is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains?

The answer to that fantastic and intellectual question is YES.

It is called Bob's evil horses: a horse providing all your villaneous horseriding needs.

P.S That was not meant to me funny.

At all.