Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbour's house?
Me:You won't believe me if I told you.
Police: Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.

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Haha... I would totally do that.

Comment where you live.

-the_sarcasm_queen 👑

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