Hetalians

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Honestly, when you're more patriotic about other countries but not your own.


Vinex: *eating pasta*

Mom: Why are you eating pasta?

Vinex: I'm sending respects to Italy

Mom: but it's 4th of July.

Vinex: go dump some tea, it's the day we got our freedom.

Mom: i'm not wasting good tea

Vinex: *breaths in* bloody, we have expired tea!

Mom: it's still good.

Vinex: *dumps some tea on people* I AM BEING PATRIOTIC!!!!


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