i think i'll do clickbaity titles from now on they're fun
anyway i'm about to drown a bitch at swim practice these little fuckers keep kicking off the bottom in the middle of laps you don't do that shit especially when i'm an inch behind you and basically riding your ass because KICKING OFF THE BOTTOM SLOWS YOU DOWN, FUCKWITS
also i would have had my own lane for practice but ooooooh noooo Suburban White Boy Hoodlings #2 and #3 couldn't keep their mouths shut in between laps so SWBH #3 moved to my lane rip me
[i wrote this chapter a fuckin week ago rip]
YOU ARE READING
MY LIFE IS A MEME
Random"Death is a promise and your life is a fucking lie" I'm a cliche
