tHIS RICHARD

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i've been away camping all weekend it was fun
we were playing this game a bit like Cards Against Humanity but you got to write in your own answers and it wasn't a sentence it was a category
and i thought it would be funny to make every answer be "this dick"
EXCEPT
there was a cult of fifth graders there and i had to "keep it clean"
so i wrote "this richard" instead
about two other people were in on the joke, and from that moment on, it became a game of "who can use 'this richard' most creatively"
the ultimate best was when the category was 'things that shouldn't be lumpy'
70% of this chapter is quotation marks
also i filled an entire one liter bottle with coffee
still working on it
picture soon to come
give us a saw: legacy trailer please
be nicer to jackie earle haley homeboy did the best he could while looking like a fucking lizard damn cgi
ALSO
huge motherfucking shoutout to @Elexis17 for commenting and voting on legit everything thank you so much
you made my entire day
i hope this content is still quality

never gonna give you up is a good song
i got a graduation outfit
will probably post unnecessary pictures of that, too
by the way you guys aren't readers anymore you're all fam
there's no escape

bye fam have a good night stay safe don't eat condoms

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⏰ Last updated: May 30, 2017 ⏰

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