Crankiplier

The Attack (Non-smut)

(This is the parody chapter for Lust but even if you read Lust please read this one, Some of Dark's "Friends" come along ;) )

Ethan's pov

I had finally gotten home. nothing wrong with me but Mark was being fussy as ever. He ran out to get pain relievers that I didn't want or need. About five minutes after Mark left I heard the door open "Forget something Mark?"

Dark replied "Nothing dear Ethan~"

Google grinned "Nothing human..."

Wilford jumped the couch and smiled at me "Well hello Ethan~"

I stared at the trio no scream rose up, no faint I just walked up to my room and locked the door laying down

"I thought you said the human would be afraid" Google glared at Dark

" Yes~" Wilford looked to Dark "As I recall you said that~"

Dark rubbed his arm shrugging "I-I dunno he usually is..."

" WHY ARE YOU ALL IN MY HOUSE!? " Mark screams

Dark ran out the back door, Google walked past Mark, Wilford jumped out the closest window.

Mark sighed and held his head "Why is this my life?"