Wance upon a thyme, in a land faar faar awaay, their was a pyneappel prinsess. She waas verie saad bicos her leafs werr rottink. She loved two pley with her frends butt bicos her leafs werr rottink no won wanted too pley wiv herr.
THEN SHE KISSED A PEN AND MORE TOO AND CREATED PEN PINAPPLE APPLE PEN. "SHAWTY IMMA PARTY TILL THE SUN DOWN" SAID HER PEN FRIEND (SEE WHAT I DID THERE). BUT EVERYONE KNEW THEY WERE MORE THAN FRIENDS IN FACT THEY WERE A LAWT MORE THAN FRIends winkwink.
Oh by the way afterwards the pineapple was killed by the pen lol bye.
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