Chapter 7 - a pain in the ass

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I'm terribly sorry for not updating this chapter,SCHOOL IS AND MY INTERNET IS SO SLOW,enjoy,aaand credits to artist,and forgive me about the title,i have nothing to think but that.

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(Chara's POV)

Asriel?  THE asriel dreemurr God of hyperdeath??  He's alive? 

I ran up to him and hugged him,but suddenly he pushed me away

"What's wrong asri?"I asked

"What's wrong? You tell me what is wrong with YOU!"he answered,he seems a bit angry and sad at the same time

"Me? What did i do wrong?"i asked again

"You're with numbskull than me."he answered,sans and me? What? We're just friends! It's impossible that he loves me,right?

"And what's wrong with hanging out with him?"i asked,confused

"I'm your step brother! You should be with me a lot!"he groaned

"How can i be with you? You were dead! I was dead!"i yelled

Then suddenly sans came in.

"Hey kiddo,wanna hang aro-"he was shocked

He stared at me and asriel and he started block me from him

"HURT HER HURT ME FIRST!"He said,very protective i must say,but i guess i have to stop him before he hurts my steppy

(Quick A/N:sans is tall here,give respect to the smol cinnamon roll)

I stopped him by pulling his shoulders,"slow down,dork" i giggled

"What slow down? This guy is going to hurt you!"he pointes at asriel.

"I'm her step brother."asriel interrupted him

"Oh yeah totally,nice trick,illuminati goat."his eye sockets disappeared

"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BA-""yeah,im gonna have a bad time,but i already had a bad time so toodles"asriel cutted him off and pushed him aside

"Now chara,i'm here to sa- OUCH!"Sans poked his waist

"DO YOU WANNA GET PUNISHED BY ME?  ASRIEL,THE GOD OF HYPERDE-""sorry,i dont wanna get punished by a God of Hypertension,i want a God of Memes to punish me with some fresh memes."he joked

I tried to hide my laugh,it's funny to see these two arguing

"Augh! Are you annoying me you stupid twat?!"asriel asked,anger in his face

"I'm not annoying you,GOAT of hypertension"he winked

I let out a quiet ladyliked laugh,so they wont notice me

They wont stop arguing,sans's puns are so PUNny,it makes my giggle turn into a laugh,but not that loud,both of the boys gave me a death glare,i got shocked

(Sans POV)

Her giggles are so adorable,it snapped me out of my pun jokes,my face felt warm,blue shades all over my face

(Asriel POV)

ugh,her giggles! Theyre making me blush!....what? She's my adopted sister,i can be her boyfriend..oh nevermind,i'm a christian.

(Author POV)

The two boys glared at chara,while chsra glared at each of them,sweating

Asriel bid them goodbye and disappeared

Chara then stared where asriel disappeared,disappointment on her face,she started to shake

"Welp that was a-.. Kid?"sans asked,looking worried,seeing his buddy,shaking

Liquid falling down her cheeks

"K-kid?! Are you alright?"sans asked

"Th-this was the most painful yet am-amazing day of my life,its such a PAIN IN THE ASS."she sobbed

(Chara POV)

I cried
I've always wanted to see him again,but he left... So quickly..



I'M SORRY IF I TOOK YOU WAITING!!! SCHOOL AND STUFF YOU GET IT,and sorry for such a short chapter,i admit i'm too lazy to make it long,i use my hands a lot at school (lol isnt it obvious?) So again apologies,BYE


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