"You're...gay?" Princess Bubblegum started, "Or should i say lesbian?"
"Potato, patato. The name isn't important it's the meaning. I just felt like you should know," You say nonchalantly.
"I see..If you don't mind me asking, why?"
You look at the pink princess bewildered. You didn't expect that question. "P-pardon?"
"I mean scientificly homosexuality is not as common as biseaulity in females. I wouldn't call myself straight, nor would i call myself homosexual," Princess Bubblegum stated, deep in thought. "Hmm, do you mind if I perform some test. Nothing serious,"
You hesitated, "Sure"
"Great! Let's get started,"
"Wait, you meant now? I thought you meant like tomorrow or next week. Besides I still didn't eat lunch yet and-"
"Science waits for no one. Come on" Bubblegum interjected, laughing slightly. She grabbed you by the wrist and led you from her room down to her lab.
'This is going to be a long day,' you thought.
Bubblegum began with taking some scans of your brain and it's activity ( with and without stimuli). You had some chemical data taken. Those two test alone took a few hours. You still had no lunch and you of course made sure Bubblegum knew.
"PB, give me a sandwhich. Or a bagel,"
"I told you we were in a building made of candy," Bubblegum said looking down at her clipboard and reading some results.
"But I don't want candy," You whined dramatically. "Give me something cheddary or give me death!"
Sighing Bubblegum set down her clipboard. "Peppermint Butler!" Bubblegum sighed.
"Yes Princess?" Peppermint Butler asked walking into the room.
"Can you prepare us something in the movie room" Bubblegum said
"Of course princess,"
Bubblegum picked up her keyboard and then continued to read the contexts on them. She looked stressed.
"Bubblegum? You good?" You asked concerned.
"These results makes no sense! I am not coming up with anything," She replied furiously.
"Hey. Let's give it a break. It's been a long day,"
Bubblegum paused in thought. She knew better than to argue with you so she nodded and set her work down. You two walk to the movie room that Peppermint Butler set up. You guys began to watch some dumb movie sitting on a nest of pillows. It was fun. You guys played movie after movie, having some food fight in between. Eventually you to fell asleep.
You had some explaining to do to Finn though. Finn was the one that found you two in a mess of pillows sleeping and cuddling together.
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