Hollyleaf isn't allowed catnip

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Jayfeather: be a good girl and don't eat that catnip.

Hollyleaf: BUT I WANNA!!!

 Jayfeather: NO

Lionblaze: BUT I WANNA!!!

Jayfeather: Great StarClan, I'm surrounded by idiots -.-

Hollyleaf: *sneaks away and eats as much catnip as she can* TASTES SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: WHAT?! NUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: uh, Jayfeather? You might wanna see this.

Jayfeather: *sees Hollyleaf* O.O I don't know how to cure this...

Hollyleaf: *rainbow pelt and eyes* NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!! IMMA FLY NOW, SEEYA SUCKERS!!!!!!! *farts rainbows and flies away*

Leafpool: *comes in* was that HOLLYLEAF?! YOU KNOW I TOLD YOU TO NOT GIVE HER ANY CATNIP!!!!

Jayfeather and Lionblaze: what? No! When did we ever say that was Hollyleaf anyways? *nervous gulp* hehe...

Lionblaze: oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, *whisper* look at dat cupcake! *squeals and runs for it*

Jayfeather: *rolls eyes*

Leafpool: *runs for cupcake too* STAY AWAY FROM IT LIONBLAZE!!!!

Firestar: *walks in and whines* Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayfeather...

Jayfeather: WHAT NOW?! *annoyed (obvious, isn't it?) *

Firestar: *baby voice* do you have a cookie?

Jayfeather: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *grows wings and flies away*

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