What Lionheart eats

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Lionheart: *goes into restauraunt* may I have a seat?

Shrewpaw: yes sir, is it just you?

Hollyleaf: OOOOO, LOOK! A cookie!

Lionheart: ...yes?

Shrewpaw: right this way! Here, sit down *hands Lionheart menu* May I take your order?

Lionheart: *takes menu and sits down* hmm...there isn't what I want to eat! Look, there's not anything related to what I want to eat.

Hollyleaf: HEY! HEY, COME BAK HERE, COOKIE. I MEAN U NO HARM. I JUST WANT TO EAT YOU!!!

Shrewpaw: ummm...OH, I'm sorry, but here at World Wide Food we have everything! What do you want?

Lionheart: THERE'S NO TWOLEG ON DA MENU.

Shrewpaw: ...excuse me? You want to eat twolegs?!?!??!?!!

Lionheart: *sniff* fine, I don't want to eat twoleg, BUT THE OTHER CHOICE IS DOG AND THERE'S NO DOG ON DA MENU!

Shrewpaw: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! LIONHEART CHANGED!!!!! HE CHANGED!!!!!!! *runs around in circles*

Hollyleaf: *grabs Shrewpaw's shoulders* hey, it's OK Shrewpaw. Just eat a cookie and the world won't explode!

Shrewpaw: *eats cupcake*

Hollyleaf: NUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! U DIDN'T EAT DA COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!

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