Lionheart: *goes into restauraunt* may I have a seat?
Shrewpaw: yes sir, is it just you?
Hollyleaf: OOOOO, LOOK! A cookie!
Lionheart: ...yes?
Shrewpaw: right this way! Here, sit down *hands Lionheart menu* May I take your order?
Lionheart: *takes menu and sits down* hmm...there isn't what I want to eat! Look, there's not anything related to what I want to eat.
Hollyleaf: HEY! HEY, COME BAK HERE, COOKIE. I MEAN U NO HARM. I JUST WANT TO EAT YOU!!!
Shrewpaw: ummm...OH, I'm sorry, but here at World Wide Food we have everything! What do you want?
Lionheart: THERE'S NO TWOLEG ON DA MENU.
Shrewpaw: ...excuse me? You want to eat twolegs?!?!??!?!!
Lionheart: *sniff* fine, I don't want to eat twoleg, BUT THE OTHER CHOICE IS DOG AND THERE'S NO DOG ON DA MENU!
Shrewpaw: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! LIONHEART CHANGED!!!!! HE CHANGED!!!!!!! *runs around in circles*
Hollyleaf: *grabs Shrewpaw's shoulders* hey, it's OK Shrewpaw. Just eat a cookie and the world won't explode!
Shrewpaw: *eats cupcake*
Hollyleaf: NUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! U DIDN'T EAT DA COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!
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