Mstery pov
After my funeral I walked around and stop at a certain group of people who was talking about me.
???: So she has about but 120,000,000,000,000 saved up. We gone split it up rd
???: Rd bet
Ha my mom and dad are so funny luckily I took all my money out of the bank accounts it was in. So they won't be getting none of my money. Now y'all see what I mean when I say "MY LIFE THEY WANNA TAKE IT FROM ME". Now let me tell you my story.
FLASHBACK 3 MONTHS AGO
MOM: LISTEN HERE MUTT YOU'RE GONNA SELL YOUR VIRGINITY TO MY BOSS AND HIS SON SO THAT I CAN GET A PROMOTION.
MSTERY: NO I WILL NOT MOM
DAD: YES YOU WILL THEN AFTER YOUR DONE WITH THEM YOU'RE GONNA PLEASE MY FRIENDS
MSTERY: NO I WILL NOT DAD
MSTERY HER MOM AND HER DAD CONTINUED TO ARGUE UNTIL MSTERY HAD, HAD ENOUGH. SHE RAN OUT THE HOUSE AND BAM!!! A BIG BLACK TRUCK CAME IN STRUCK THE SIDE OF HER BODY HARD. SOME ONE CALLED AN AMBULANCE WHILE HER PARENTS FAKE CRIED
MSTERY GOT TO HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR SAID THAT SHE WAS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE AFTER THAT CRASH THE DOCTOR SAID THAT HER MOM AND DAD WAS OUTSIDE SHE TOLD THE DOCTOR TO PRONOUNCE HER DEAD TO HER "FAMILY" THE DOCTOR DIDN'T ASK WHY BECAUSE HE COULD CLEARLY SEE THAT SHE WAS GOING THROUGH SOME STUFF WITH HER FAMILY SO HE DID HER A FAVOR. AND ON APRIL 23 2017 MSTERY WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AT 10:50 AT HARBOR HOSPITAL ONLY PEOPLE THAT NEW SHE WASN'T DEAD WERE HER BEST FRIEND'S AND SOME OF THEIR FRIENDS
FLASHBACK OVER
That's the story about how I ended up at my own funeral. The only people who know are my best friends and whoever they told who will most likely be my soon to be friends. Time to start my life I've kept my virginity until I'm married but I don't have anyone in sight so I won't be getting married anytime soon.
YOU ARE READING
NEW LIFE
HumorI sat in the back of my own funeral I say and watched how they are all crying over me I sat and watched how they all said they love me I sat and watched how they all said they'd die for me BUT WHOLE TIME THEY ALL LIED TO ME
