I sat in the back of my own funeral
I say and watched how they are all crying over me
I sat and watched how they all said they love me
I sat and watched how they all said
they'd die for me
BUT WHOLE TIME THEY ALL LIED TO ME
I just left my grave yard and might I say they are all some FAKE ASH BENCHES. They all fake cried and I know because thier eyes said it all. Any way after that disaster I changed into *below* and started eating me some food because I was mighty hungry.
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Then some human decided to call me
Phone: CALL FROM ALLYONNA
Me: Yes Ally Ally: come party with me Me: no Ally: I'll see you at your house dressed and looking cute at 8:30 Me: no you won't Ally: bye see you later Me: like I said before no you won't Phone: CALL ENDED
that girl funny I'm not going nowhere but my bed and to my dream world
8:30 Door: RING RING Ally: open this door Mist Me: OH MY GOSH ALLY I'm trying to sleep Ally: I DON'T CARE Me: well I'm not dressed so looks like I can't go now get out Ally: Nope I got you an outfit since I figured you would try this now let's go get dressed
9:30 I came out the bathroom and *outfit below*
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And might I say I look smexy.
10:00 This girl took me somewhere that I don't even know like that's a big NO NO
We here now and I'm on the dance floor sparkling when this dude walked up on me. Mind you I have my taser on me
Dude: hey I'm Legend Me: and I'm leaving Legend: nah let's just talk Me: I rather not Legend: come on come meet my friends Me: no Legend: my mans Treyz said he knows you Me: wait as in Treyz Toal Legend: Yea him Me: you know he gay right Legend: no he not Me: oh well then I don't know him Legend: you sure? Me: yup Legend: YO TREYZ Me: why are you calling him over here Legend: because you might know him Me: I told you I don't Treyz: oh hey Mstery Me: Treyz you didn't tell him you gay Treyz: I did he just thought I meant the happy gay Legend: oh dang bro I thought you was just messing around Treyz: nope I was dead serious Me: wow ok Treyz: I got a knew phone I meet your number Me: ok it's 410-665-8967 Treyz: thank you girl Me: you welcome boy Legend: well I'm just going to talk over there Me: well I'm about to dip since it's 12:30 and I have to be to work at 6:30 Treyz: bye girl Me: bye
After that long conversation I searched through the crowd for Ally
Me: ALLY Ally: yes Me: it's time to dip Ally: I don't want to Me: well we have to Ally: fine let's go
We were driving to my when I heard crying ( bc my window was down and there was no music playing)
Ally: you heard that Me: Yea stop the car Ally: no Mstery Me: yes Allyonna Ally: fine
She stopped the car and I hopped out. I looked around until I heard crying coming from an alley. I walked closer to the nosie and seen baby twins a boy and a girl they were in Pampers with thier names on the them
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Emily and Emmit (Just in case y'all forgot) I got in the back of the car with twins and buckeld up.
Me: drive to a hospital NOW Ally: alright fine I'm going dang
1:15 We finally arrived at the hospital and I walked up to the lady at the front desk
Me: excuse me I need a doctor Lady: for what Me: these twins Lady: what's wrong with them Me: I found them in an alley they just need to be checked Lady: alright well I'll have a doctor right out Me: thank you
I sat and waited for about 5 minutes
Doctor: Miss Black Me: that's me Doctor: what seems to be there problem Me: well I found the twins in an alley and I just wanted to get them checked out Doctor: ok well I'll check there heart beat, check thier joints, check thier areas and make sure they are not sick or have any diseases Me: go on and check Doctor: alright I'll be back Me: ok
2:00 The doctor finally came back with the twins
Doctor: these babies are healthy and they are about 2 months Me: ok well since they are healthy I'll just be in my way with the babies Doctor: I'm afraid you can't take them Me: and why not Doctor: because they aren't yours Me: they are now Doctor: we are sending them to an adoption center where they with be split up Me: you funny doctor go on and send them there Doctor: fine we have some adoption papers here for you to sign Me: thank you
I signed the papers then walked out with the twins. I'll just go shopping tomorrow for the babies
Ally: finally your back Me: that doctor tried to send the twins away Ally: what if he did Me: then I would have found them and adopted them Ally: true but let me take you home and the twins Me: Yea I'll go shopping tomorrow Ally: well do you have have any baby clothes Me: nope Ally: I'll have my friend bring you some girl clothes and I'll bring you some boy clothes Me: ok
3:08 We finally reached my house and I realized I had no Pampers for them. I ended up going to Walgreens for some Pampers and wipes. I got back and changed their pampers I still forgot the bottles but I fed them some real food. I had to chew it up for them but it still worked. After they ate I changed back into the outfit I was wearing before the party and thought about how glad I am that my best friend made me go to that party and how I found the twins.
