Ch. 3 ~ Bruises

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Jish:
Ice.

Lacy:
What?

Jish:
You ice a butt bruise.

Lacy:
Time to break out Sebastian.

Jish:
Wtf

Lacy:
Sebastian is the name of my ice/heat pack that's shaped like a frog.

It's filled with beans.

I made him and it took forever to quilt him.

Jish:
You really are one of a kind.

Lacy:
And you just figured that out?

Four more days until I start camping out.

Jish:
Are you seriously going to camp out?

Lacy:
Yep.

I just got my alarm of Beebo singing nine in the afternoon. Because it's nine pm.

Jish:
Such Panic!, Much Wow.

Lacy:
Josh... I'm cheating on you... I let Sebastian touch my butt.

Jish:
You can't cheat on me if we aren't going out.

Lacy:
That's fair...

ly local

Jish:
Hahaha.. I get it..

Lacy:
You don't like my pun?

Jish:
No... I love it!

Lacy:
Mhmm sure.

Jish:
What do I do with you..

Lacy:
You take me to Holiday World and Splashin' Safari!

Jish:
Wtf..

Lacy:
It's an amusement park!

Jish:
What about Universal Studios?

Lacy:
1. Too expensive and 2. That's in California

Jish:
Both valid points

Lacy:
I wanna live in L.A.

Jish:
Why?

Lacy:
Wouldn't it be awesome if my next door neighbor was Jishwa?

Jish:
That is unlikely..

Lacy:
Fine I'll go see Josh without you.

Jish:
You actually can't

Lacy:
And why not?

Jish:
Because..

Lacy:
Spit it out.

Jish:
I bought a backstage pass to the concert for you.

Lacy:
Hmm I guess you're okay... For now... Do you have one?

Jish:
I got mine when the tour started.

Lacy:
What happens when you get backstage passes and not concert tickets...

Jish:
The passes come with tickets.

Lacy:
Oh...

Jish:
Yeah..

Lacy:
Well whatcha doin'?

Jish:
That's a new one normally I ask you!

Lacy:
I felt like swiching it up.

Now answer the question.

Jish:
Looking at clique art

Lacy:
You look at clique art?

Jish:
Yeah it's a nice passtime

Lacy:
*Deletes the picture of my highschool art project*

Jish:
Now I have to see it!

Lacy:
No I can't log on to my account I forgot the password and the e-mail!

Jish:
I'm just going to ask the only person who knows your last name via Facebook..

Lacy:
Don't. You. Dare.

Jish:
And he knows about it.

Lacy:
...

...

...

I don't know whether to be happy or terrified that he just retweeted it.

Jish:
You're welcome.

Lacy:
Terrified definitely terrifed.

Jish:
It isn't bad it's actually good.

Lacy:
I used other clique art to form it.

Jish:
I like it!

You should give it to Josh at the concert if you don't want it!

Lacy:
I'd rather get it signed.

Jish:
That too.

Lacy:
I gotta go to work!

Jish:
Bye!

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