VILLANOUS ONESHOTS!!!!!

#1(BH)

You were apart of black hat inc. And he hired you and told you have a very important job in the mansion....maid. you were his maid..not dr.flugs assistant, or security or assistants assistance, a maid. Now he didnt go as far as to make you were a maids dress(thank god) but you had to go to every single room in the mansion every.single.room.every.DAY but i mean...at least you sometimes got to go in his room and snoop which was great cuz you had a bit of a crush on him and would love to learn more about.

So it was this morning you had to go to everyones room and do thier laundry and when you came to black hats room you found that underwear, pants, vests and shirt had been scattered everywere "jeez..demencia, really?" You say under your breath "what did she do?" You heard a deep voice behind you say...it was definitely black hat
"Uhh morning sir, she trashed your room and it might take alittle longer to wash the chlothes now sir, sorry." You say abit afraid since he said 'if your going to be in my room you should be doing something productive! Not snooping!' "Well, clean it up. What were you waiting for a kiss?" When he said this it made you blush a bit because the thought of him kissing you sent butterflies in your stomach "uhhm yes sir- i mean n-no sir! Never..." you say hurring before he got even more pissed

"Well that sounded a bit rude, because i wouldn't mind giving you one~" he says walking to his desk. While you were cleaning the mess you felt like he was stareing dead at you and when you caught him stareing you said "is something wrong sir?" You said nervously "....yes, come here, quickly! I dont have all day!" He raised his voice as you hurried to walk over there. "Ye-" you couldn't even get a word out before he grabbed your waist and smashed his lips to yours and soon pulled away "umm sir i-i dont know what to say..i-" he interrupted you once more "if you dont have anything to say then get out..." he said like his douchbag self. Even after that passionate kiss he was still an ass...great. "But sir this mess still needs to be cleaned.." you argue "well then i'll clean it, GET.OUT.NOW." he said standing up from is chair "yes, sir...i'll be on my way." You say leaving.

Though as you walked out of and closed his rooms door you heard a loud thump but thought it was nothing. Little did you know this was the sound of black hat thumping his head on his desk and sighing "stop.being.such.an.ASSHOLE!" he said to himself each word going alog with a thump on his desk.

She'll never love me...