VILLANOUS ONESHOTS!!!!!

#5 (BH)

Black hat has always been a formal and D D D D D D D D D D A P P E R(ok seriously I'll go home) man but he has his moments were its just fuck that! And one of those moments was today. 8:00 in the morning black hat just finished demolishing his alarm clock for waking him(4th one this week) and was now on his way to the kitchen for coffee when he got there he made it, took a sip and burp load af and he was just to his luck he didn't notice you right behind him in the kitchen getting some water "....." "......" you both just stared at eachother until you got a shiteating grin on your face "..excuse you black hat" you tease "you heard nothing, you saw nothing and-" he stop when you noticed you took a pic of him in this red rode, underwear and bunnie slipers "nice jammies" you say.

"(Y/N) (L/N). I COMMAND YOU TO NOT POST THAT ANYW-" he again shut is trap when he saw you on instagram captioning your photo with 'look at my boss in his cute jammies!' And you with the planeist face imaginable "and hey look black hat! 104 followers...wonder how this'll go if i just press thiiis little...tiny...botton" you hold your finger just over the botton "why are you doing this?" He says, you shrugged "please whatever i did i apologize! A villian with a status such as mine should never be seen like this!" He begged.

He just said two words you'd never heard him say before. He must be very serious about this "I'll give in if you do two things for me" you say smirking "like what?" He said with a sour attitude "hey! Dont give me lip mister, my fingers getting tired!" You say imitateing a parent "one: you make all of us breakfast and two:...you give me a kiss" you wink, he looked shocked with a dark blush on his face but came closer to you as you pushed your face forward and closed your eyes, you soon felt lips on yours and a cold hand holding yours. You held the kiss for a few seconds before your needed air and had to part lips "a-are you happy now? Can you delete that picture please?" He said as he watched you get rid of it "I'm very happy now...but i took two pictures and the other one doesn't go away till i get me some eggs and bacon! So get cookin'" you say and he gets the things ready to cook.

But as he was doing this he feels small arms wrap around him "but seriously, thanks for the kiss..." you thank him and walk away but hear him mumble something "what?" You ask "i...love you" he says saltily "love you too" you say blushing

"Shes so annoying sometimes..."