Expressions of a poor man

Talents

I have no talents,

I believe that is true.

I boast about playing bassoon,

You say "I could do better than you"

There's nothing unique about me,

Even when I do succeed, I am never free.

You say my accents are good,

I should probably jump in a lake!

Accents aren't real talent, so my talent is fake.

Can't sing,

Can't dance,

Can't give romance.

Can't play an instrument,

Can't have a quirk,

Can't smile, can't smirk,

Can't even lurk.

Nobody sees me as talented,

I'm a failure to society,

Yet I still have friends,

Who don't seem to hate me.

I'm not with the times,

I don't like self-harm.

But all in all,

I belong in a farm.

I have no talents,

I swear this is true,

And I have no talents,

What about?

I hope you have talent.

-Prosciutto