Chapter 1
"Maxine oh Maxine?" my mom, Nancy said walking down the stairs.
"Yes mom? I mean mother? what do you want i mean what could i get for you mother?" I said hiding behind a door, I am not exactly aloud to wear anything but dress's and I am wearing a blue tank top and skinny jeans!
"Honey? dear, where are you?"
"Over here..." I said quivering a little in my voice.
"Honey why are you in the living room closet?"
"um.... Going to the bathroom?"
"In the closet?" I could hear in her voice that she knew something was going on.
"um.... i am marking my territory?"
"come on deary out of the closet!" i didnt move a muscel "or your grouned! for life!"
"ok, ok but your not going to be happy" i walked out in the tiniest steps as possible out of the closet, till you could see me perfectly. mom nearly had a heart attack but it happened more like this
"oh my what has happened to you are you dreaming i think you shall be grounded for a year oh heavens make it two years what should i what should i do!"
"mom mom calm down!" i said a little freaked out myself
"dear, or should i say rugrat how can i calm down if your a rugrat!"
"um um..... mom it was a joke a costume for a costume party!" please dont ground me!
"oh my goddness you scared me love dont do that agian!" BINGO i am such a good liar!
"i wont do it agian" i said "and why do you care so much about my life and how fancy it is?" i mummbeled
"exuse me what did you say?" and i'm dead now! she heard great!
"oh nothing i did'nt say anything love ya! i mean love you!" now that was a close one!
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Not so Fancy Nancy
HumorThis may sound like a little kid book but it's not. Maxine is your normal girl accept for the fact that her mom is Nancy Clancy. Better known as Fancy Nancy as you might know her. Nancy is fancy, and Maxine her daughter is the opposite. When she c...
