The Clown & The Dancer

Someone needs to chill

Hey everybody. Welcome to the gaystorm.

Little side note, they're all humans in this, and their personalities are depicted as how I picture them.

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Today was a Saturday. Saturdays usually mean one thing for the residents of Circus Baby's Pizza World. Chaos. This Saturday was no less chaotic than the others. If anything, it was probably more so. Especially considering the scene that was currently unfolding at the moment. Currently, the ringleader was in the midst of a heated argument with one of the parents, and the two were going at it in full volume, catching the attention of now distraught parents, laughing children and Baby's fellow crew members.

"You circus freaks gave my daughter nightmares!"

"Well it's not my fault your bratty daughter is scared of clowns now is it?!" The clown retorted. This honestly wasn't really worth arguing over, but that wasn't going to deter Baby whatsoever. Much to her friends dismay, Arguing over stupid stuff was her specialty.

"It is your fault, you don't have to act so freaky!" the mother screeched.

"I'm not freaky! Why don't you go fu-" Funtime foxy stepped between the two and cut Baby off. "Heeeeeyyy guys, I have an idea. How about instead of having a huge shouting match, we talk things out like normal people?" They asked clapping while their hands together. Baby scoffed "Please Fox, there's no way I'm gonna let this bi-" she was again cut off, this time by Ballora.

The ballerina gently placed a hand on the clowns shoulder and frowned. "I understand you're angry right now, But could we please stop with the profanities? We're losing enough customers right now as is." Baby sighed loudly. Though instead of arguing this time, she let out a begrudging "Fine." She turned towards the mother, and forced a grin on her face that could only be described as terrifying.

"I'm sorr- I'm sorr- sorr-"

"Sorry?" Lolbit asked.

"Yeah, that."

The mother forced an equally terrifying smile. "And I'm sorry too." She then muttered under ther breath "Dyke."

"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!" Baby then proceeded to lunge at the woman, but was quickly held back by Lolbit and Funtime Foxy, she continued to struggle in their arms as the woman laughed overdramatically. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING? DO YOU THINK CLOWNS ARE FUNNY NOW? COME A LITTLE CLOSER AND I'LL MAKE SURE DAUGHTER ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WITH COULROPHOBIA!" Despite her short stature, Baby was surprisingly strong and it took the additional help of Funtime Freddy and Yenndo to drag her backstage, and out of range of attack.

Ballora sighed as the woman left laughing to herself and things quickly started calming down. That dragged on way longer than necessary. The others eventually returned without the ringleader, who was presumably taking time to calm the fuck down. The dancer presumed working after awhile too, but found herself constantly turning her attention towards the backstage entrance. She was about to do so again, but was greeted by one of the Minireenas.

"I know you can barely see, but I hope you are aware that the thing you keep staring at is a door." It giggled, tilting its head to the side.

"Yes, I am well aware."

"Then why do you keep looking over there? Perhaps you are waiting for someone to come out of that door?" Due to Ballora's poor vision and the white mask strapped to the Minireena's head, she couldn't see its face, but she could imagine it smirking. She blushed slightly and crossed her arms.

"I'm not waiting for her if that's what you're implying."

The Minireena let out another obnoxiously high pitched giggle and raised its hands in defense. "My apologies then. I shouldn't assume, but you always do." Ballora huffed "Well I'm not." She put some extra emphasis on the 'not'.

"If you say so."

With that, the Minireena left Ballora to continue working. She sighed to herself for what felt like the millionth time. Minireena was right, she was waiting for her.

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Well that was short and horrible. I swear every story I write starts out with some kind of argument. It also doesn't help I picture Baby having a huge ass temper. So, uh... yeah. That's it for now.

Ijustgonnagobye.