My dad just said a poop joke...
I choked on my spit for the tenth time today and started coughing and had a near death experience.
"Jake we need to cut down you fibre. That brick you made is so solid trump wants to hire you to build his wall"
AND I STARTED TO FLIPPING DIE
IM NOT OKAY
SEND HELP SOON
*dies*
YOU ARE READING
Random things in my life
RandomHere I will basically write a public diary. Things that are going on in my life I shall write. Don't judge me.
