Just a Bit Cobblers

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"Right, let's get this done quickly, shall we? I've got a backlog to clear," said the man in a tiara at her door.  A cigarette dangled from his lips. "My fault for taking that wee bit of a bender."


"Uh?" She blinked. "Who are you?"


"Silly girl." Smoke curled from his lips as he smiled. "Your fairy godmother."


Mouth falling agape, she stared.


"Listen love, I'm parked in a blue zone - let's hurry this along." The dangling cigarette bobbed as he spoke. "Your Prince Charming - Stan from Sheboygan - will meet you here in two days." He thrust a business card into her hand.


"Wear something frilly with a bit of cleavage - he likes that sort of thing." As he turned from her door, his four-inch stilettos clicked on the tiles.


"Bugger! Almost forgot - one thing." Remembering, he circled back. "Don't eat the chocolates.  Seriously.  You got all that?"


She nodded.


"Alright, dear - kiss, kiss." He mimed a kiss to both cheeks in the air.


Sally from Sarahsville backed away and closed her door.  After a moment, she looked down at the card in her hand.


"That's the last time I order the Chef's Special."

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A/N: This drobble has been turned into a short story -- check out Stan in my list of works.

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