Cringe fanfiction

Diego x reader

!DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER!
The following "fan fiction" is just messed up in a lot of ways.
Ok so uh if do choose to read this know that it makes no sense but I died laughing while writing this cuz I have a weird sense of humour so... yea
Btw yea I know Dora and Diego are cousins don't ask
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Cringe fan fiction DIEGO X READER (dirty fanfiction)

You stared at Diego from across the classroom. Not paying attention to anything Mr. Asshelemt was saying. The way his tan satchel slightly swayed in the cold air conditioned room. One could only imagine what wonders he held within the satchel... Oh what are you thinking! Diego is the most popular boy at school. Girls would kill to find out what he hid in his satchel. He catches you staring at him but he quickly turns back around and devotes his attention back to Mr. Asshelemt. Of course, he's dating Dora. She was so beautiful  with her bowl haircut and knee high orange shorts. All the boys wondered what she carried in her backpack. Her enemy Swiper was the school bully. He was so cruel! Finally the bell rang shaking you out of your thoughts, thank god class ended. As you were heading out the door you felt the texture of fake leather brush against your arm. A very pubescent voice whispered into your ear "meet me in the janitors closet at the end of the day." OMG gasp, Diego has noticed me. Could he ever love me? No, but I shake the thought out of my head and decide to go either way. Suddenly someone shoved me against the wall. I shrieked.
"You better stay away from Diego! He's mine!" Dora threatened, scanning my scared face expression. She let go of me and harshly walked out the door. I couldn't process what had just happened... then I hear a scream and a thud. "Stay away from her Dora. I love her!" I hear Diego's husky voice. Is he talking about me? No, I'm way to stupid and oblivious to figure that out. " But-but, I thought you loved me!" I hear Dora shriek. No. I love Y/N ever since five minutes ago when I saw her checking out my satchel. Bye bitch." I hear foot steps come toward me and I look up. Diego.
"Screw IT" he whispers and harshly grabs my arm and pulls me up in a way that sends butterflies through my stomach. He pulls me up against his lips so that he can say something into my ear. I take in his strawberry cologne and almost faint. Then he says something that makes my stomach turn into a knot. "I want you so bad... Y/N.

2 minutes later, we're in the habitera closet. I'm pushed up against a wall, while Diego licks my left eye. Wow. He really knows how to treat a girl. But why did he take interest in me. Plain old Y/N, I'm not poplular and he is. His fingers smell like cheese and I smell normal. He had a satchel and I don't. NO! Stop thinking like that! You're fingers can smell like cheese to. With a new grown confidence I push him up to the wall in front of us and stick my tongue up his nose.

As soon as things were getting heated up, meaning that Diego was sticking his finger in my ear and twisted by it, the door slammed open to reveal a pissed off, Dora.
Dora said " HOW COULD YOU, DIEGO?" I THOUGT THAT WAS OUR THING! YOU WOULD ALWAYS STICK YOUR FINGER IN MY EAR."  Diego smirked and started to jab my neck with his nose. It was really hard to resist the urge to grab his face and lick it, but I didn't. I couldn't. I shoved Diego to the ground, grabbed Dora's wrist and proceeded to have a spontaneous threesome with Dora and Diego.

THE END