🌸JACOB SARTORIUS ONE SHOTS 🌸

🥜Peanut Butter🥜

  You and Jacob have been married for awhile now. You recently gave birth to a beautiful girl named Kayla 12 months ago. Today you decided Jacob should watch her for the first time while you where out shopping for Kayla's birthday party.
   The only reason Jacob hasn't watched Kayla in the past was because he was too nervous and he just never had the chance do to the wonderful babysitter they hired. But unfortunately the babysitter was in the hospital so Jacob was forced to watch her.
You: I'll be back soon honey
You say as you give Jacob a kiss on the cheek.
Jacob: ok, love you
You: love you too
You smile, grab your car keys, then leave. You arrive at Party City and grab all you need for the party. After you are happy with what you pick out you go to pay. You give the lady all your stuff to scan while you dig for your wallet in your purses. You look and look but then it hits you. You left you wallet on your dresser while you were doing your makeup. You look up at the inpatient check out lady and tell her what happened. She gives you an angry look then goes and puts your items back on the shelf. You get in your car and drive all the way back home.
You walk inside and a huge scent of peanut butter washes over you. You slowly walk into the kitchen and gasp. On the kitchen counter you see Kayla digging in a jar of peanut butter with it all over her body. Peanut butter is smeared all over the floor and there is a little group of rats feasting on it. Then you look over at the wall and see Jacob try to pull his shirt off of a hook it got stuck on. Jacob is also covered in peanut butter. There is also a squid in the sink. And to top it all off Grind On Me is blasting on the Beats Pill in the background. You walk over to Jacob with a serious look in your eyes, unhook him, grab him by the collar of his shirt and calmly say
You: you have 30 minutes to clean this mess up and it better be spotless by the time I'm back.
He nods his head fast. You drop him, grab your wallet and walk out the door.