Jacob: y/n focus! We need to get stuff for the new apartment.
You: Jacob you know I can't help myself. It just you.. and me.... all alone.
Jacob: omg control your urges because we need to get things done. We were supposed to start shopping a week ago!
You : I know you want to.....
Jacob: fine!
You: YES! Ill start cleaning out the toilet paper from the inside of the fort and you keep a look out for any workers!
Jacob: ok whatever you say, sweetheart. ( note the sarcasm)
After about 15 minutes you finally complete the fort.
Jacob: are you done yet? can we go?
You: OF COURSE NOT!
We have to decorate the inside dummy !
Jacob: great.
Jacobs P.O.V
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I waited for what seemed like three hours when y/n came back with a cart full of stuff.
She had fairy lights, stuffed animals, cushions, lamps, food, and drinks.
Jacob: you know you have to put all that stuff back right?
Me: STOP BEING SUCH A PARTY POOPER!!!
It took her forever put all of that crap in there. My legs were literally about to fall off from standing there so long.
You: OMG! Wait, I've got one more thing!
Jacob: hurry it up cuz I wanna leave!
You: don't worry it'll be like 5 seconds!
As y/n ran to go find whatever to the left of me a worker was coming from the right of me.
Worker: what are you doing?
Jacob: waiting for my girlfriend.
Worker: a 17 year old standing all alone in the toilet paper aisle doesn't equal nothing. That equals toilet paper fort. Get out of my way, boy!
The worker pushed me to the left and kick the toilet paper for right in the middle. Everything fell in and reviled what I saw as a tiny tumblr apartment. Shit. We're busted.
Worker: come with me....
Your P.O.V
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You: JACOB I FOUND LIKE 7 FIDGET SPINNERS ! ........
*looks around*...... Jacob? ............
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