Oh shit. Did i make a good first impression? Was i too sassy, or bossy? Whatever, i dont need boys. They suck. Well, daddy is nice... and rich! Boys like rich girls, right? Anyway, I think Jason seems pretty nice.
(JASON POV)
"HOLY SHIT BRO I'M LOSING!" Damnit how does Herman always win in this stupid game. I tackle Herman in the stomach and he nuggies me on the head. "Your'e retarded!" I yell, laughing.
"NO, you are!" He yells back. What a goood life i have.
(BACK TO TIFFANY POV)
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Two hours later i wake up hearing a sound in my closet. "Hello?" I asked. What the fak is going on? "Mom? Daddy?" As soon as i hear daddy's snoring and mom's loud breathing in their room, my heart stops. Wait. Was that a cough? Fak, that was a cough. I instantly pull the covers over my head and grab my phone. Hmm, maybe texting Jason would help.
Hi jason. Its me, Tiffany remember? That girl who was sitting on a garbage can? I gave you my number. I need your help, someone is in my closet!!! Or something. Or some animal. JUST COME TO MY HOUSE!!! I live on PooPooStreet and my address is 9934. I text, then send. Surely he will hear the Buzz that i sent. Phones usually make loud noises so im sure he got that message. Suddenly, something horrible happens that made my eyes go wide with fear and a huge knot forms in my stomach........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ You know what happened? I heard a Buzz from the closet..
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My boyfriend is a turd
Подростковая литератураJason is a hawt looking boy, but is personality is not. His personality is crappier than poop. Read the rest to find out.
