What is that noise? I better go check on Tiffany. When i got to her, she was hiding under the bed so I tow-towed her with my slipper.
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"Honey? Are you okay?" I asked
"MOM THERES SOMEONE IN MY CLOSET!"
I sighed. "Hun, let me check your closet." I checked her closet, and there was nothing in there but while Tiffany was shivering under her bed, i heard the window open. I turned around to see the window swinging and this is what I looked like:
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Someone has been in our house.......... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Ok honey, we will figuree out who it is, but first..... wait a minute.... is that a dude in our bushed???? Holy mother of bumholes, THAT IS!" I went up to him and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"Uh, i need a girlfirend so..... Tiffany? Be my girlfriend?"
