25 Reasons Why ____ You ____

25 Reasons why you shouldn't eat that cake

1. That Cake is a Communist.

2. The Cake is a lie.

3. That Cake is a Drug Dealer and has some of his people to back him up.

4. That Cake has a family.

5. That Cake is gay.

6. The Cake is your only friend.

7. You are not hungry.

8.  You Don't like Cake

9. The Cake is a person in disguise.

10. The Cake is your long lost brother.

11. The Cake is the President

12. The Cake likes you, and you like it too.

13. It is on Wattpad.

14 . It is writing a really good book that left in a cliff hanger.

15. The Cake is god.

16. The cake Supports satin?!?!?

17. The cake is the boss.

18. The cake grew boobs.

19. The Cake is really your mom in disguise.

20. That cake is really your dad in disguise.

22. The cake doesn't know how to count.

23. That Cakes is returted.

24. The cake is Very...Very... active.

25. The cake is poison.