Tales of a not-so ordinary Princess

Episode 3: A weird encounter

Diana's POV

A PURPLE PINEAPPLE?

It can't be! I read about this in a book! This fruit is rarely sighted. This cost over thousands of berri! They say it will give you the power of a devil!.. Or was it another fruit? Or I read it in a fantasy book? Oh welp

(An: Berri is the money currency)

"Hehe Reborn will be shocked when he sees this! He will say "Oh how lucky of you princess! Even I cannot get a rare fruit like this! I will praise thee!" MWAHAHAHA" I said imitating Reborn. Hehe I'm getting excited! I'll show this to Reborn! Mwahahahaha! *pull* A-areh? It's stuuck. I struggled getting the fruit. I grabbed its head and pulled with all my strength. And because of that, it screamed in pain. WAAAAAH ITS ALIIIVE \(OoO)/. I stumbled backwards and fell on the ground. Huwah the fruit is angered :'(

"SHE SHE BO BO LUY HI DA KA RE" I recited the hex Okudera mentioned to Yamato. The pineapple slowly rose. "S-SHE SHE B-BO BO LUY D-DA KA REEEE ANGERED PINEAPPLE PLEASE BE C-CALM" I recited the hex aloud and added my own.. It's still effective right? The pineapple stood and became a..! Woah 0.0 the pineapple sure is handsome >->

"W-who are y-you?" I stuttered. The boy fixed his messed-up hair and wiped the dirt on his clothes. "Fufufu. Hello Diana-sama" the boy greeted. He helped me get up. He grabbed my hand and kissed it. Uwaah my Virgin hand! >//-//<

"I am Rokudo Mukuro. And I am here to-" he stopped and pulled me closer to him. YAAAA HIS FACE IS TOO CLOSE >///o///< "take your heart" He continued and winked at me.

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-Awkward silence-

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"Lame -3-" I said disappointingly and hit his hand holding my waist. "Ouch!" He said, caressing his hand. "Where did you get that lame punch-line from? Dinosaurs?" I said and walked away.

"Wait! Hime-sama!" He grabbed my arm. "What? You tryna "take my heart" again?" I said annoyingly. He inhaled and said: "I will make you fall in love with me, Princess. You will be mine" He said and smirked. Urgh cool (>///-///<)/ I blushed and yanked his arm. I entered the castle and heard him chuckled.

"I am Roduko Mokoru. And Im here to.. Take your heart *wink" I imitated him. "Urgh what a disgusting punch-line! I wanna throw up -_-II I mean where DO they get those? Even Reborn can pull off a better one! *clears throat* I will make you fall in love with me, Princess. You will be mine *smirk. OH REALLY NOW? WANNA TAKE MY HEART? IMMA RIP YOUR PINEAPPLE HEAD FIRST! YOU LAME PICK UP LINE STALKER! Oh yeah how did he entered the castle? Deym the soldiers are slacking!" I scowled and went to the kitchen to eat till I recover from stress.

"I'm worried about Hime-sama. She can be really.. weird sometimes *sweatdrop" Yamamoto said. "That... Yeah no kidding *sweatdrop" Gokudera agreed. The two continued to patrol the halls.. Bothered by Diana-sama's scene.

Reborn's POV

-In a repairing shop-

"Why" I said holding my anger "Is the carriage" *pinches the bridge of my nose* "reduced to pieces?" I said gritting my teeth.