Drunk To Hate | A Mithzan Fanfiction

Chapter 26: "Normal"

(A/n: Above is what you're wearing)

•1 week later•

~(Y/n)'s POV~

"GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, ROSS!" I yelled as I chases Ross through the office.

"AHH! ADAM, HELP ME!" Ross yelled in fear. You may be wondering what he did to make me chase him. Well, first of all, I'm cool with everyone on the office except Max. Secondly, Ross tried to scare me as I walked out of my office, so I have to make him pay.

"You're on your own, man!" Adam replied. Red, Barney, Tim and the rest of the people in the office besides Max were laughing.

"I'M SORRY! DON'T KI-" Ross' words were cut off because I tackled him. "OW! Shit, when did you get so strong?!"

"When I had to stand up to shitheads middle school and high school!" I replied. I was sitting in top of Ross and we were in a part I'd the office that no one else was in. I began smirking.

"Oh god, please don't!" Ross pleaded. "I'll do anything! I swear!"

My smirk got bigger. "Anything?"

"Yes! Anything! Just don't tickle me!" Ross replied.

"Okay then! Follow me." I said and got off him. I dragged him into the office. I then made sure the door was locked and the curtains were closed before I told Ross my plan. "This is my plan, I heard Jess and Adam talking about how they want to get Max and I together, which would never happen, but they also said that Red likes me."

Ross just stood there, looking down at me because I'm a couple inches shorter than him. "So? What do you want me to do about that? You want me to just walk up and ask them as if we were in elementary school?"

"No, idiot! I need you to help me make them jealous. If we do something to make them jealous then they'll get mad!" I explained.

"What if one of them punches me?" Ross wordily asked. He's so adorable.

"Aww, I won't let them punch you. If they do then they'll get the shit beat out of them." I smiled at Rosa and he smiled back.

"Alright, I'm in. So, what do you want me to do?"

I took a deep breath. "I need you to kiss me."

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