Sending Some Trash Your Way|| Random Book 4

47|| Stupid ass cracker

So I was just sitting here 

trying to spread some cream cheese on my cracker

and it broke

and I was like

"You stupid ass cracker"

and Cole walks in and says "wtf don't call me that"

I died

I was like "Not you but you stupid too"

also I cut my tongue with a butter-knife

help