DMs from Vored (Completed) [ taelice ]

ROLEPLAY

Lisa's POV

My arms hurt, my head hurts, my neck hurts, my legs hurt, my whole body is aching!
Who wouldn't when you had whole day dance practice? I feel sorry for Jisoo unnie coz the instructor gave her more work and made her dance more to make it look good, if not perfect.

"Ugh" i groaned letting my whole body land forcefully on my bed. Im sooo f-ing tired.
My phone beeped notification for a message in ig. Strange i never get dms since i have private account and no one knows its me. Even yg doesnt know, nor other members.

"Hi, im Vored"

Really? Don't disturb me if ur bored. Go bother  other people but me. Im sooo tired but found myself typing a reply.

I'm not.

Im snickering at my own reply.

No no . I mean my name is vored.

So? Stop bothering me. Please. Im soo tired.

Gomen, ill just chat u later.

No, please dont chat me again. My boss would be mad at me. And may fire me.

Its true tho, YG may fire me if he'll find out im talking to someone outside this business or company. I might tell them a confidential information.

But i am a bad girl, i know i am. Lol. So i created private accounts. Even tho Sajangnim checks our phone every week, I log out my secret accounts from Twitter and IG, then log in with blackpink's official account. Kekeke.

My phone dings again showing another notification from IG dm.

Buljangnan~~ oh oh oh oh~~

Oh my Gawd. Who is this Vored guy?

Leave me alone.
Dont play with me boy.

Buljangnan~

I snorted at his reply. Haha how ironic,  he is singing/typing our songs 's line does he know that this is my account?

I mean as blackpink Lisa?
Im not sleepy anymore so i typed back.

Ugh, bultaureone

Fiiiireeeee~ oh

LOL. This guy has a loose screw in the head.

What do u want.
Why did u message me.
I need to sleep.

Eh, ahw mianhe. Im just bored.
Wait thats my name!
Vored is bored.
That rhymes right?
Wow, i can be a rapper now and a part of cypher 5 🙌! Anyways
I just need someone to talk to.
I need an advice. Helpuuuu 🙏

Hehehe hes so cute. Just look at that emoji.

If its about relationships
Dont ask me
Im not a pro

Dont worry its not.
You see
I was lying in my bed for about an hour.
Thinking about something
My mind is going crazy!

It must be very important. I asked what is it but his reply made me think that he is really crazy.

Why is an ice cream soo cold! My teeth hurt when i tooka bite. 😢😢
Why can't they serve hot ice cream!
Ice cream sellers doesn't have originality.
They should sell hot ones too 😡😤

Bye 😒

Wait! Whats ur name😢😢😢

Hes crazy! Its called "ice" cream for a reason. Not "hot" cream . Lol.

If i tell him i am blackpink lisa, will he believe me? Kekekeke. I dont want to lie tho. It'll make things difficult and complicated.  Lol.
Or i can just ignore him. I typed my name but i didnt press send tho, double thinking. If i tell him, what if he wont believe me.  I decided to erase it but instead of pressing backspace,  i pressed enter. (Yay 😩) -insert sarcasm

I am blackpink's maknae, Lisa

It took him few minutes to reply. Its must be a shock to him. Lol. Wait... he believed me?

Yeah Yeah.
And im BTS V *rolls eyes*

Hahahaha, phew, i thought he believed me. Kekekeke. Oh! And he chose to play as Taehyung sunbaenim. .. my idol crush.

Even tho i know thats its only "roleplay" i imagine him texting me like this. Fhishshsfjskaisjs-- only armys can understand this.

omo! How did you know he is my crush!

And how did you know Lisa is my crush too?

Oh my gawd. He has a crush on me. But i am imagining taehyung saying he has a crush me😢😢. Kill me now. Rarw🐯

Okay then! Lets resume this roleplay later
Ill be taehyung
And ull be Lisa okay?
Kekekekeke.
Itll be fun!
Okay we have practice now. Ttyl 🐯😘

Ttyl 💜😘

only if u knew that im really Lisa (and im not roleplaying). Giggling,  i threw my phone somewhere on my bed. And drifted off to sleep.

🌸🍃🌸
Yay! Im back from hell!
As u noticed, i edited the accounts infos (the number of followers and the dps)
Well its because of the recent updates from  our beloved taelice 😂
🌸🍃🌸
Yeah its because of the "taeger" thing
and the number of purple hearts taetae updated not long ago. "have same number as lisa's name"
So i changed taetaes dp as 🐯
And lisas as 💜
🌸 🍃🌸
Kekeke
Oh! Ps i also created new accounts in IG for this story. But yeah, its private to avoid spoilers. Kekeke. If u follow these accounts you wont be accepted. Mianhe. Hahaha. Ill accept them once this story is done. But then, the accounts might be deleted (maybe after 2-3 weekes) once the story is done too.

Love lots 😘😘
🐯💜
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queenlisa_bts