DMs from Vored (Completed) [ taelice ]

ROLEPLAY (his side)

Im bored. I have nothing else to do. Argh. I invited Kookie to go to the park but he rejected me saying he and Jimin already have plans. Rapmon hyung and jin hyung went out too. Yoongi hyung, well he's sleeping and i can't wake him up (i don't want to have a black eye ). And hobi hyung? Psh hes meeting up with someone i dont know. I mean come on! Why are u all  not yet home! Were going to have a practice in 15 minutes!

Grunting, I fished out my phone from my pocket and logged in using my personal/secret account. But what do i do here? Its kind of boring too. Then sudden light bulb appeared over my head.
Yah just imagine theres a lightbulb. 💡

I searched for instagram accounts randomly, looking for someone to annoy. 😂😂. Also making sure that this account is also as secretive as me.

"Lover.without.l.is.over" i read the username. Hmmm. Interesting. 2 posts, 0 followers, private account, 5 following, oh! And a purpleheart dp! I love purple!

I clicked message.

Hello, im vored

Lets hope that theyre online. I was almost losing hope to get a reply when my phone beeped.

Im not

Hehehe funny.

No no . I mean my name is vored.

So? Stop bothering me. Please. Im soo tired.

Gomen, ill just chat u later.

No, please dont chat me again. My boss would be mad at me. And may fire me.

Really? What kind of employer is that? So strict. Or maybe they're just bluffing so that i wont chat them again. 😂😂.
Snickering, i typed a line of my current favorite jam. then clicked send.

Buljangnan~~ oh oh oh oh~~

Leave me alone.
Dont play with me boy.

Buljangnan~

Ugh, bultaureone

Oooh, hahaha they know our song! Kekeke. Do they know that im V? Wait are they an army?

Fiiiireeeee~ oh

What do u want.
Why did u message me.
I need to sleep.

Eh, ahw mianhe. Im just bored.
Wait thats my name!
Vored is bored.
That rhymes right?
Wow, i can be a rapper now and can be a part of cypher 5 🙌!
Anyways
I just need someone to talk to.
I need an advice

If its about relationships
Dont ask me
Im not a pro

Ahhhhw so cuuute. Were same! I never had a girlfriend before. Well i havent liked anyone more than a friend. Sooo. Yeah. And the girl i like is under a dating ban. Fun! (Insert sarcasm)

Dont worry its not.
You see
I was lying in my bed for about an hour.
Thinking about something
My mind is going crazy!

Honestly i dont have anything in mind so i just typed ransomly.

Why is an ice cream soo cold! My teeth hurt when i bit it. 😢😢
Why can't they serve hot ice cream!
Ice cream sellers doesn't have originality.
They should sell hot ones too 😡😤

Bye 😒

Waaaah. So cold. As cold as ice cream yet so sweet. I like it. Tsundere~~

Wait! Whats ur name😢😢😢

I want to know thier name. Lol. Coz u know, what if i meet them anywhere?

I am blackpink's maknae, Lisa

I almost dropped my phone from their reply. Jinja? So shes a girl. But why Lisa? Hahahha. She must be bluffimg again 😂😂. This gurl. But what if shes not lying?

Well, but YG is strict when it comes to social media accounts. Sooo im 101% sure its not the girl i like. Yah! The girl i like is Lisa.

Got a problem with that?

Yeah Yeah.
And im BTS V *rolls eyes*

In case i see here in real life, then they wont have to accuse me for not telling the truth. But i made sure that it sounded as a joke. 😂😂.

omo! How did you know he is my crush!

Weh weh weh. She likes me? So shes an army? Yeah! Dont look at me like that! Im just imagining that im really talking to the real Lisa. Am i not allowed to imagine now?  Hah!

And how did you know Lisa is my crush too?

It makes me feel giddy when im imagining its really lisa. So i decided to keep this going.

Okay then! Lets resume this roleplay later
Ill be taehyung
And ull be Lisa okay?
Kekekekeke.
Itll be fun!

Hehehe, she's so cute. Even if I can't talk to the real Lisa,  im already  happy that there's someone i can talk to and pretend to be her. I am hopeless, i know.

"Were back!" I heard Jungkookie from the front door. What the, they just got back? 5 minutes before the practice? Well, haha, we never follow the rules 🐯.

Okay we have practice now. Ttyl 🐯😘

Ttyl 💜😘

If only you knew that I am really Kim Taehyung.