That Diva >> J. Blossom

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"Angie, get the door!" Yelled Polly from the kitchen

I huffed as I got up and made my way to the door. I opened it to see five people. The woman, girl and boy were redheads. The man was dark haired and the other boy was korean-looking.

"Hola," I said blandly, smiling widely

Just as the woman opened her mouth to respond, my dog barrelled past me and out into the freedom

"Senior Nachos, no!" I yelled when a blonde came panting besides me

"Dammit, Betty you were supposed to watch him!" I groaned, completely forgetting about our guests

"It's not my fault your dog is on steroids, okay?" Betty managed to get out

"He's not steroids, he's just an asshole," I snapped

"How is he so fast?" Wondered Betty aloud

"What do you expect from a dog whose name is Snior Nachos, Bets?" I snorted

"One, not that. Two, find a better name for your dog, Angie, seriously." Shot back Betty

"Humph. I don't need to listen to this sort of rudeness. Hi, I'm Evangeline, can I help you?" I asked, bringing my attention back to the people in front of me

"Yes, hello dear, I'm Penelope Blossom, this is my husband, Clifford Blossom and our children, Cheryl and Jason and Jason's best friend Reggie Mantle. We came by to welcome you to Riverdale. We knew your parents," the lady said

"Oh yeah! My parents speak very highly of you," I replied

"How are they?" She smiled more broadly

I leaned against the doorframe, not oblivious to the glare match Betty was having with Cheryl.

"Oh they're good. They wanted to move to Riverdale but y'know, work. So I've moved in with family friends. The Coopers," I nudged Betty, grinning

Betty snapped out of mentally butchering Cheryl and turned to me, a small smile on her face that turned smug when she turned to Cheryl again.

"Darlings, who's at the- oh you. And what do you want?" Asked Mrs Cooper

"Can't we visit relatives, Alice?" Asked Mrs Blossom snidely

"We are relatives in terms of blood. Nothing more." Gritted out Mrs Cooper

"Well I must say, I'm disappointed that the Goodmans didn't tell us that Evangeline is coming to Riverdale. We would've happily accommodated her." Said Mrs Blossom flippantly

"Probably didn't want her caught up in whatever satanic cult you're in. Who knows what you do in that insane mansion of yours," shot back Mrs Cooper

"As lovely as this roasting session was, I really must interject," I grinned

Man, I hated cutting in because there was some serious shade being thrown but hey, I've always been a peace maker.

Mrs Cooper put her nose to the sky and turned around, walking away with dignity

"Cheryl, Jason and Reggie will be in your year. Feel free to sit with them at lunch. We don't want you mixing with the wrong sort, after all," said Mrs Blossom

"You sound like Draco Malfoy and-" I started but was interrupted by Archie Andrews running up the steps and handing me a large vanilla milkshake

"Ah, Archiekins, thank you. You've been most helpful," I said

"Cool, now give me back my video game you stole," he replied

"Never." I cackled, "Now, begone before I set Senior Nachos on you."