Nightwing X Reader

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Cornchips

"What's that smell?" Beast Boy asked very loudly.

"I think it's cornchips." FN replied.

"Cornchips? Why would anyone eat cornchips when you can eat Chicken Whizzes? Chicken Whizzes are so much better than disgusting old cornchips! I mean who in their right mind would eat-" Impulse ranted as Nightwing walked in, holding a bag of cornchips.

"Aha! So the great and mighty warrior does eat junk food!" FN exclaimed.

"Well, yeah. Most people do. I just don't gorge myself with it." Nightwing responded with a shrug as he ate a few more cornchips.

Impulse had a slightly broken, slightly annoyed looking face as he stared at the bag of cornchips in Nightwing's hand.

"That bag of abominations is stinking up the whole cave." Impulse said.

"Impulse, your snacks usually do a lot worse." Nightwing responded.

"Freaking cornchips..." Impulse muttered.

"Impulse, why do cornchips offend you?" FN asked.

"Partially because Nightwing likes them, partially because they smell awful, and partially because of the Fritos Bandito. There are a bunch of other reasons too." Impulse said.

"Well then, just call me cornchips." Nightwing joked.

"Who here is actually going to call Nightwing cornchips?" Impulse asked. Both FN and Beast Boy raised their hands.


So, obviously giving Nightwing the nickname 'Cornchips' would have a not-so-serious/romantic story to go along with it, but whatever....

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