U.S.S Prime

2

I wake up with my feet hanging from a tree, not know what is going on I hear this loud roar coming from deep within the jungle and I see that, what the fuck? What, what the hell is that, no seriously what is running at me right now is that like a lion dinosaur IDK what's going on. Oh Jesus it's getting closer I got to get out of here, uh never mind, WELL I'm gonna die. It then trips it's head snapping backwards it flips it's head came off and hit me, so yea pretty great day already, now I'm swinging back and forth tied to the tree. FAN FUCKING TASTICK. Hey man, what who's that, oh its you how did any of that happen please explain very clearly. Oh it's simple I just used you as bait while I got it to run right into that rock on the ground and it tripped and died just like that. You better be careful I mean you just crashed on this planet and I've seen every species here so watch your back you don't know what you have watching you. Oh god what is that? That is a vampire slug, very poisonous, and very sucky, very blood thirsty creatures. Oh and did I forget to mention that we have a CrabDragon, The usual crab legs, Dragon arms and talons, and don't forget the wings, they make a great shield, what do you mean they you said you had one, no I said we have a, and I meant species not just one CrabDragon, The easiest thing to tame is a Paridoxisfrine. A what, an alligator turtle.