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"We're batting, this time"

"Well fuck me up the ass"

"That's called anal, Chloe"

"Okay so they're the softball champions and we're the shit on their shoes"

"Remember to take off your sleeves"

"I am a man who is a man and acts like a man and is a man"

"See, it's kind of like if you put a baby molerat and a hairless kitten together. It repulses you, but slightly less"

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