getting a letter(legend of zelda)

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navi's p.o.v

"navi" the great fat sack of dead branches said

"what great fat sack of dead branches"

"give this letter to the link in twilight princess

"OK hobo btw your branches look like my vomit"

"hurtful he's the letter"

OK now I have to go see the idiot again my instinct tells me he's doing something completely idiotic

10 minutes later

my thoughts exactly

"link I have a fudgeing letter for you"

"OK what does it say"

"umm oh i don't know how bout you read it stupid ass"

"OK"

dear, the legend of Zelda characters

you are invited to play a very big game of truth or dare

hosted by me I will be hosting it in a vary big house

we hope you can make it to the game here is the address:

157 Nightingale St

the date the game is is June 20,2014

from your weird friend,

Ashley

"oh its from Ashley navi"

"oh no shat"

"your doing less cursing navi why"

"because great fat sack of dead branches told me to or I would be put as your fairy permently"

"oh well let me write a reply everyone will come"

"fine"

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