Some of the idiots arrive

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Ashley's p.o.v.

1 week later

yay today's the party and the idiots arrivals I can't wait

knock knock knock

there here yay!

Ashley-Coming

???-hurry up

I open the door

me- Benny how are you

Ben- one don't call me that and two Im good how are you

me-I'm good Benny where are the rest of the gang

Ben- oh there right....

???-ASHLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me-SALLY!!!!

Ashley-how are you cutie

sally-good

Ashley-thats...

glob

???-ASHLEY!!

Ashley- jeffy how you

jeffy-good

suddenly I get pick up by my waste

Me-SLENDY PUT MY THE FUCK DOWN!!!

Slendy- hmmm how about no

Me-HOW BOUT I RIP ALL OF YOUR PAGES AND EAT THEM

Slendy-not my pages

Me-then put me down asshat

Slendy-fine

Ashley-jack and maskie I know your hiding

maskie and Jack-dammit

Ashley-jackasses

ding ding

Ben-i will get it ash

Me-ok

with Ben

Ben-ello...

???-hello....

Ben-ASHLEY! COME HERE WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER

???- person what are you yelling about... AH TWO LINKS KILL ME NOW! MY NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE

Ben- my name is not the one you call person it is Ben Drowned Just Ben

???-oh ok I thought I would have to kill myself

???- no you don't have to do that navi btw my name is link and do you have beans or some short of drug

Ben- I like him already sure come this way

???- oh my now I get to links for to go in my pants

???- dad what the hell stop being gay

???- now ilia call me mayor bo in this country

ilia- no

mayor bo- excuse me I going to have sex with a link doll

ilia- stupid fat sack of crap

???-excuse me princess coming through

navi- Zelda calm your tits

Zelda- shut up.. ASHLEY!!

??? where is that mothafucker I will kick his ass

me-midna calm down link Is getting drugs... WAIT THOSE ARE FOR THE PARTY BEN AND LINK GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE excuse me for a minute.....................I'm back hmm a letter

dear ashley ,

the anime characters won't make it in till tomorrow in exchange here is a song

the see me rolling they hating patrolling trying to catch me riding dirty..

from ,

anime counsel

me- guess they wont be here today oh well everyone I will pick who you sleep with

me and Zelda(Zelda- yay girl time)

Ben and link( both-yay drugs)

navi and midna(both-yay we get to have sex with faerie and imp men)

sally and ilia(both-yay girl time)

mayor bo and slenderman(slendy-no!!, bo-yes!! he a sexy man mmmm)

Jeff and smile( jeff- awkward, smile woof woof)

jack and maskie( yay we get to talk about girls and get drunk)

me-GOODNIGHT

all- GOOD NIGHT ASH

Smile- woof woof

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