these hoes i swear

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Now that juliet has given up on chasing me I can finally find the others. The only problem is that torii is terrifying, and that Nicole is just never seen around unless she's eating with us. I'm still wondering who invited her scary ass to live here. Besides that I've pretty much given up, so walking around is just my life now. I sat in the same spot on the couch for the next 20 minutes before an idea popped up, why not play truth or dare? My plan went into action the next morning, by the sound of an air horn at 7 o clock in the morning. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU," Israel shrieked at me angrily. " I just sit there with a smug look on my face, Don't judge my shithead ways. "you're lucky you're attractive," Israel grumbled almost silently. My cheeks go a light pink before i hear more angry roomates fly down the stairs. Even Nicole came down, exept she was literally floating. I'm not gonna question this, maybe im just going insane. I look at the group of tired assholes before i announce my plan dramatically. "everyone, i want to play a game." "Bitch this isn't saw go back to bed," Nikita growls. "I'm happy with anything Ethan does," Torii said. I know that Torii has a thing for me, I've tried telling her that I'm gay but it never works. Anyway I'll just start my dares in the next chapter. (AND THE FORTH WALL COMES CRASHING DOWNNN BOOOOOM CRAAASH SHA LIGHTNINNNNNNN BOOOM *LOUD CHANCLA NOISES AND CHILDREN CRYING* SHA BAMMMMMM

NOTE:to the one person who's reading this, could you leave some dares for the characters? I'm lame af😭

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