Israel P.O.V
Interviews have just begun, everyones sitting on the couch and the newbies are across from us. Ethan breaks the silence as he speaks," Jackson, what do you do for a living?" "Dude, I don't even have a job, I believe that people don't need money and that meditating should be done on a daily basis bro." Juliet and Nikita snickered quietly and muttered jokes under their breathe. Ethan started again, "Ok Jackson, we're gonna have to let you go, we need the rent money if you're gonna live here." "Whatever dude, I'm totally cool with veggin out at my moms house." Jackson said. He left the room and everyone in the room went batshit crazy, I bet he could hear the laughter. I don't care though, He's a pacifist, only one here who could square up to me is Ethan. I still have flashbacks to when I've tried fighting him, let's just say the floor isn't a comfortable place to be pinned. The next person doesn't even wait to be called on. "Sup broskis I'm Stu McCradle. Oh my god this man sounds like a major douchbag, his voice is like a hippy and a dead duck had a baby. Ethan starts again with the same question and Stu answers with the same loud douchy tone, "I really don't have time for a job, I do football dudes." Ethan stops him and yells across the room "IF YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB, LEAVE." Stu glares at him and stomps out the door, glad he didn't get picked. Lastly, was Viktor, I'm interested in hearing his voice, I also wanna know what he actually does in his free time besides look like a psychopath. "Hello, my name is Viktor Egorov, I believe in reaching enlightenment. Actually does anyone here have an interest in space?"Ethans eyes light up and he nods quickly. God this man is adorable. Viktor continues, "Well did you know that all negative emotions come from space? You could be the purest baby ever and you'd still be bathing in waves of negativity."
"Woah woah woah, imma just stop you there. Are you saying that the big bang, the thing that created the universe, is responsible for some radioactive evil?" Juliet says as her bobbed Hairdo rocks softly side to side. Viktor looks at her like she just said a joke or some shit, " No, the big bang didn't create the universe silly, it was just a side affect from the millennial wars started by xeemu and the alien confederacy." I immediately just start to call bull, "There's no FUCKIN way that that hap- Ethan grabbed my mouth and proceeded to walk over to the other room. "Dude, be nice, Viktor is just a normal person and you need to just chill out." I looked up at him and shook my head, "There's something wrong with him i can tell, I just don't know what it is just let me figure it out." Ethan frowned and his hand moved from my lips down to hold my arm,"Israel, even if there is something wrong with him we should all figure out what's happening, you can't do this alone and risked being injured." I turn my head down and shake my head again. Then Ethan viciously grabs both arms and squeezes them, I cringe in pain and he lowers his head to my level, "I can't deal with the emo bullshit today Israel, I just want you to chill and leave the other roomates ALONE." Ethans grip softens and he finally lets go, before just holding my hand and walking me back into the room. We both sit and Ethan tells Viktor that he can live here. Viktor smiles widely," Perfect, I was just telling the others how to help others reach ascension. Suddenly I realize, HOLY SHIT WE LET A-*SLAM*
