Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Irish

Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

River Boat

River Boat who?

River Boat young when I first saw you...

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Conpe help me with my homework?

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dozen

Dozen who?

Dozen nobody want to let me in?

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Knock Kncok!

Who's there?

Harry

Harry who?

Harry up! It's cold out here!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, It's cold out here!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Claire

Claire who?

Claire the way! I'm coming through!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Abby

Abby who?

Abby Birthday to you!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ya

Ya who?

Excited to see me? ;)

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

I am

I am who?

You mean you don't know who you are?

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