Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hatch

Hatch Who?

Bless you.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Boo

Boo Who?

Don't cry.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Felix

Felix who?

Felix my ice cream, I'll hit him.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Anee

Anee who?

Anee one you like!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Needle

Needle who?

Needle little money for the movies

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

A herd

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so I came over!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Adore

Adore who?

Adore is between us! Open up!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Otto

Otto who?

Otto know, I'vd got amnesia

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Joana

Joana who?

I JOANO CLOSE MY EYES! I JOANO FALL ASLEEP! 'CAUSE I MISS YOU BABE AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING!!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 15, 2014 ⏰

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