WELL. noone commented, so your gonna join me and the Elves. CARTMAN is a cheater. But anyway, onto the story. Thanks guys!~ Kyle
"I guess that I'll join the Elves, sorry Cartman." You say as you walk twords Kyle and the Drow Elves. "Good choice, ____," Kyle tells you, and hands you your elf ears. "Welcome to the Good side, ____!" Kyle yelled as the Elves cheered for their victory. "Damn you ____!" Eric Cartman yelled as you and Kyle headed back to the Elven Kingdom.
Kyle showed you around the kingdom and offered you a chocolate bar to up your stats. You accept and take a bite. It was sweet. You thanked Kyle and went to go battle. You were a thief, and you decided to take the stick while Cartman was sparring with Stan. You sneak behind the tent Cartman used as his castle. You cut a tiny hole where the stick lay, and grabbed it through the hole. You hid the stick through your (f/c) jacket, and ran back through the houses to Kyle's.
"Great job, ____," Kyle confronted you while you held the stick up for all to see, " ___, I can't believe you outsmarted Fatass! Great Job!" The Elves clapped loudly.
(Meanwhile at Kupa Keep)
"GOD DAMNIT CLYDE!" Cartman yelled at Clyde, his level 14 warrior. " THAT WAS YOUR ONE JOB, TO GUARD THE STICK OF FUCKING TRUTH!" Cartman continued, making Butters feel very bad. "Clyde, I hereby, banish you from time and space!" Cartman yelled, and All the KKK members gasped. "Yeah, go home Clyde," Butters said to him. Clyde left without a doubt. "My king!" Butters yelled, " there is a hole in the tent!" Cartman came over, and saw (Y/I) (your initial) in the fabric, along with a small hole. "That DAMNED NEW KID!!! HE WILL PAY FOR THIS!" Cartman yelled into the blackness behind the tent.
Well good job, new kid! You outsmarted Fatass, the stick is safe, and I will upgrade your armor! Until next time, elf king out!
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A Day In South Park
RandomAs a new kid in South Park, go on an adventure as you meet friends like Kenny, but foes like Eric Cartman. But As you adventure on through the small mountain town, Make decisions, and have amazing times with your Favorite South Park Characters!
