Karkat walks into his hive. He motions for you to walk in, exciting you on the inside. Your creator just invited you into his own HIVE!! "THIS IS MY KITCHEN, THIS IS MY BATHROOM, MY GAME ROOM...." He continues talking (or shouting), pointing, and walking, but you drown it out. You eventually reach his room. Karkat invites you in, slowly taking off his sweatshirt revealing his all-too-bony stomach and waist. He looks at his bed almost inviting you. You blush, revealing a smile and start taking off your shirt-
FIRST OF ALL. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FOR CLICKING ON THIS, FUCK YOU FOR WANTING TO *READ ABOUT* HAVING SEX WITH ME, FUCK YOU FOR HAVING THIS MUCH SPARE TIME. FUCK. YOU. SECOND OF ALL, YOU ARE A GODDAMN LOSER, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T CLICKED OUT OF THIS YET TO GO MASTURBATE OR SOMETHING, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE X READER YOU WANTED, SO FUCK YOU (*NOT* IN THAT WAY, OK.). X READERS ARE SHIT, AND IF YOU READ THEM YOU'RE SHIT TOO. IF YOU DO *SOMETHING THAT WILL NOT BE MENTIONED AGAIN* TO THEM....... FUCK. YOU. YOU PEOPLE ((OR TROLLS)) ARE RIDICULOUS. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT EVEN AFTER THE PURIFICATION OF BOTH EARTH AND ALTERNIA, WE STILL DO THIS. DAVE AND EQUIUS' HELLSPAWNS ARE PROBABLY THE ONES WHO READ THIS. SO BEFORE I CLOSE OFF THIS SHITTY "STORY", TAKE THIS MESSAGE FROM *ONE* OF YOUR ALMIGHTY GOD AND CREATORS. FUCK. YOU.
FUCK YOU,
KARKAT.
